![]() while his Sentry Guns automatically annihilate an entire crowd of charging enemy Team members so efficiently that the Engineer only needs to worry about dodging the occasional bullet and removing the occasional flying body part that lands near him. "Meet The Engineer" has the Engi sitting calmly in front of a campfire made from the burning corpse of a BLU Sniper, strumming a guitar and drinking beer.Especially so when a nearby building collapses right next to them and they barely even react. Theres just something so badass about the Pyro whistling ∽o You Believe in Magic? in minor key as they casually walk off into the sunset, leaving behind the burning wreckage of an entire town littered with the dismembered corpses of the BLU team.But you have to admit, Pyro annihilated the BLU team. It may be influenced by the fact that the Pyro is so insane that they don't know what they're doing.The whole opening sequence shows that their own entire team is terrified of them.Doubling as a Crowning Moment of Funny, Valve's response to the leak of the video, which involved telling everyone to act surprised and granting themselves a corporate achievement:.The stabbing is in rhythm with the Team Fortress closing theme music."Who's ready to go find this Spy?" "Right behind you." *stabbity stab stab stab*.It takes a great deal of magnificent bastardy (in addition to Crazy Preparedness) to research a yo mamma insult. The BLU spy is pretty awesome here, too.And now we've got the Spy joining the fun, breaking into the BLU base with a literal bang, backstabbing the Sniper in a one-on-one knife fight, breaking the Medic's neck with his bare hands after disguising himself, and finally, finishing off his Magnificent Bastardry by alerting the Heavy and the Soldier to his position split-seconds before he knifes them to death (and in time with the sting, too!).As soon as he touches it, it becomes armed and blinking. And that he carelessly knocks a grenade off the table.Further added to if you realize that, during his rant about the danger of "One wayward pinch of potassium chlorate", he has precariously left a still burning cigarette balancing above a table full of explosives.IN HELL!" And he says this while pieces of the BLU team rain down on his head. He spends the video yelling about how dangerous his job is ( "One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch! And KABLOOIE!"), getting drunk, and delivering lines like "I'm a black Scottish cyclops!" We see him prepping a bunch of stickybombs for a big team of enemies, while his interview self delivers this line on top of the sequence: "So, t'all you fine dandies so proud, so cocksure, prancin' aboot with yer heads fulla eyeballs! Come and get me I say! I'll be waitin' for ya with a whiff of the ol' brimstone! I'm a grim bloody fable, with an unhappy, bloody end!" *the enemy team passes through the door, and the Heavy sees the bombs as the Demoman waves at him* *mass stickybomb explosion, gibbing the entire enemy team* "Oh, they're goin' ta have to glue yew back together. He even lets the blade linger inside so the moment can sink in. And he backstabs a Spy, the blade slicing all the way through to the chest. The Sniper then proceeds to kill a Medic, a Soldier, and a Pyro in as many seconds. He takes the head off the Heavy, the same bullet hitting the whiskey bottle of a Demoman, which shoves into his good eye and causes the panicking Demoman to blindly fire grenades until he topples off the bridge he's on and lands on several Exploding Barrels below and his own grenades, effectively blowing himself up. ( looks directly into camera) I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet."
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